Title: Things You Can't Say in Mess Halls
Rating: PG
Word Count: 183
Summary: "Don't you dare, Evin Larse. You are not ruining the first hot meal I've had in two weeks." Evin finds himself faced with some angry and disgusted messmates. AKA why not to interfere with Riders and food.
Notes: Say it with me: "EVIN!"
( 'I was eating...' )

Title: Wedding Bands
Summary: Bored queens and young knights are not a good combination.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Femslash/General.
Warnings: Implied femslash. Infidelity.
Author's Notes: Written for treanz . Not my usual, but after reading the suggestion/request and the promise of cookies in a thread at Goldenlake, the idea would not go away

( 'Kel, please, Your Majesty.' )

Title: Twice
Rating: G
Word count: 120
Summary: Tortall's 'unusual' royal couple come to terms with a number. Written for the Goldenlake Drabble Tournament.

( 'Kalasin's a mother. Gods help us.' )

Title: Fear
Summary: Princess Fazia observes her brother's descent into madness and paranoia, from what she hopes is a safe distance.
Rating: PG-13, for safety's sake.
Genre: General/Angst
Author's Notes: This originally started as an entry for a drabble tournament, but it got long pretty quickly. The approximate three year age gap between Ozorne and Fazia? I made that up, for the purposes of this thing.



( 'It would seem as if he were going mad, but Ozorne was far too clever for madness.' )

Title: Mother Tried
Summary: Eleni taught him manners, and all she got was a charming rascal for her trouble. Pre-SOTL, before George takes the Rogue's throne.
Rating: PG
Genre: General
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: I think I got Eleni's voice, but I'm not sure. She needs more lines. Also, George's uncle, Rispah's father in this one? I made him up. I thought of him as a 'crooked' Provost's Guard.


( 'And what of me, George Cooper?' )

Title: Perfumed Letters
Summary: Neal has a lady friend. His knight-mistress is curious and Neal is vain.
Genre: General/Humor.
Author's Notes: The potential Neal and Alanna dynamic through his squire years has always struck me as hilarious. This came of it.


( 'Whatever does her ladyship desire to inflict upon me now?' )

Title: Flee
Rating: PG
Summary: "I promised, Thayet. I swore. I keep my promises." Buri deals with stubborn princesses, promises, armies, and children. And Thayet is being 'difficult.'
Genre: General/Angst-ish.
Notes: Buri and Thayet before they met Alanna and co. in Lioness Rampant has been nagging me for a long time. So I wrote it. Also, yay grumpy Buri.

( 'You can't save the world, Thayet.' )

Title: The Queen Is Riding in The Rain
Rating: G
Summary: Children don't care how muddy - or how tired - you are. They want their mother. Set about two years before the beginning of Wild Magic.
Genre: Fluff/family fic.
Pairing:Jon/Thayet
Notes: treanz wanted more Jon/Thayet. So I promptly got right on that, as you can tell. This is Jon/Thayet and Conte family fic. Also, given Sarain's basis in real South East Asian countries (Cambodia, Laos, perhaps Thailand) I gave it a monsoon season.

( 'It has been raining for *days*.' )

Title: I Love Her, But Mother Would Never Approve
Summary: Newlywed Thayet sets about turning things on their heads, while Jon and Court observe.
Pairing: Jon/Thayet
Genre: General and silliness
Rating: G
Notes: For treanz  and her 'more Jon/Thayet. NOW' campaign. Because I apparently have no life and I like silly things.

( 'Aunt Lianne would never approve.' )

Title: Towers
Rating: PG.
Summary: Jon thinks his betrothed will like the view. Thayet does not. She has her reasons.
Genre: Angsty-romance type thing.
Pairing:Jon/Thayet.
Warnings: Mentions canon suicides.
Notes: More fic for treanz . And I found myself adoring Jon and Thayet. I've had this kicking around for a long time, ever since a re-read of Page, when Jon says 'you couldn't get the queen up here for love or money' re: Balor's Needle. Also, I am being spammy like a spammity spammy thing. I'm sorry.


"( 'No. Not now, not ever.' )

Title: The Last Difference She Notices
Rating: G
Genre: General/romance-ish
Summary: Thayet considers, during her first winter in Tortall.
Pairing: Jon/Thayet.
Notes: For treanz. Also, was written for my fanfic100  claim of Tortall.

( 'Thayet has seen snow...' )

Title: Puppies and Paperwork
Rating: PG
Word count: 705
Summary: ""What on earth am I supposed to do with puppies?"
Notes: For boosette . The prompt involved Kel and puppies.

( 'By Mithros. Jump multiplied.' )

Title: On The Road Again
Rating: PG
Word count: 1329
Summary: Six teenagers. Crammed together all summer while traveling. Who told Thayet this was a good idea again?
Notes: AU as AU gets, based on the ideas in this thread.

( Who's who in this madness (aka character listing) )
( 'I should've known it was a bad idea to bring them all...' )

Title: Conte Women Will Rule The World
Rating: PG
Word count: 582
Summary: King Jonathan is looking for marriages for his younger daughters. When this news reaches Carthak, the Emperor is very afraid. (AKA 'Kalasin and Kaddar are driving each other mad.')

( 'We might as well bring Daine back and let her tear down the palace...' )

Title: Distance
Rating: PG
Word count: 588
Summary: Alanna thinks her husband has changed. He proves otherwise. Set in the ten year gap between Lioness Rampant and Wild Magic.
Notes:  O.O. If anybody has this journal friended, I'm really sorry. It's fic archive time and I can't for the life of me figure out how to do it and keep everything accessible without spamming your f-lists.

( 'I'm doing what I always did, just on the respectable side.' )

Title: Ridiculous On The Rocks
Rating: PG
Word count: 388
Summary: Alanna is not impressed by men and their dramatics, Daine is grooming the ponies, and Numair is sulking. Set during Wild Magic.


( '*I* never actually killed myself...' )

Title: Now Will You Marry Me?
Rating: PG
Word count: 818
Summary: Daine has fallen pregnant while on the warfront. Numair is not amused. Perhaps better described as an old 'we're having a baby? What?' fic. This fic, it has just occured to me, is over a year old. Mainly here for archival purposes.

( 'Me of all people what?' )

Title: My Son
Rating: G
Word Count: 190
Summary: George is certain his son will not turn out like his namesake.

( 'He reminds me of my brother...' )